Everyone concentrates on the problems we are having in this country
lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking
people in Florida ...
Not me, I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It is a win-win
situation.
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Are there any other problems you would like me to solve today? Yes!
Think about this one:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad
cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born
in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in
the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. How about
finding one man in Afghanistan ?
The Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why
don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
The 10 Commandments
The real reason that we cannot have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
PART OF THE PROBLEM
Also, Think about this: If you do not want to forward this for fear of
offending someone-- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for America
to speak up! Yep, I passed it on!
